Top 10 Coaches I’d Like To Get Drunk With (Part 2)


(Top 10 Coaches I’d Like to Get Drunk With Part 1)

Most of what you will read below just was pulled by boredom out of my ass. These rankings are purely subjective and solely based on the question, “Shit. Kung papiliin ako ng Coaches sa PBA at college na pwede kong lasingin, sinu-sino?” Of course, thinking of what I’ll drink with these coaches and where played a part in the rankings. But mostly, it’s all about having a damn crazy time!

Without further ado, here are the Top 10 Coaches I’d like to get drunk with:

Things I assumed: these coaches have been drunk before, I have the power to bring them to any bar I want, and I have only one question to ask them that they all have to answer.



Okay, I may have called one of the greatest coaches in the world “unprofesh”, and that might be a huge monkey wrench in our drinking escapade, but I’m pretty sure he forgot all about it like how he doesn’t remember the last time he drank a glass of Alaska Milk.

I have seen this guy  at the beach with his family a lot of times already and I think it would be nice to get drunk with him in Fred Uytengsu’s yacht. You know how those rappers film their music videos in yachts while a lot of huge-assed women are grinding them? Well, we won’t do that. We’ll just drink Dos Equis until we fall off the boat and get eaten by sharks.

The question: “What happened to the whole thing about you starting Josh Urbiztondo over Mark Barroca? And then now you guys trade all of youR point guards to free up space for Coffee Prince?”

Projected answer: “It was ultimately the decision of the franchise. Actually, the PBA convinced us to give the keys to Mark. We all think that, after James and Mark Caguioa, he’d be the next “face of the League”.

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